Well , this is one hell of an awkward story but I swear it actually happened man .

When I was in Bangkok , I visited a massage parlor to experience the `foot massage ‘ of a life time everyone was talking about . Hey , I have an injured toe and I was balancing my weight on my right foot , my left foot felt really sore after all the walking in BKK .

When I went into the massage parlour , the `captain ‘ asked me :

Captain : You want special service ?

Me : NONO , just massage , just massage .

Captain : Special service , 1500 Bath extra only ( Rm150.00 ringgit )

Me : NONO , just massage .

After futile attempts for me to take some special service ( whatever that maybe ) ,the captain replied

Captain : You want a strong girl ? Good massage ! Very strong .

Me : OK ?

That son of a gun idiotic brat gave me a LADY BOY to massage my sore feet . OH MY GOD ! I can tell you that it wasn ‘t a pretty lady boy either ! I almost felt like leaving the massage parlour in an instance after that ( but I was limping so it was hard to RUN away ) My gosh , I think I could have sworn I saw a huge adam’s apple at his throat … This reminded me of Kenny Sia’s infamous Bangkok picture … You know, the picture of him grabbing some lady boy boobs . I don ‘t think iIcan post it here though ,  I just found out my aunties are reading my blog ….

Amazing as it may sound , while I was having my massage from hell , Kenny messaged me ! What a freaking coincidence !

Kenny Sia :

`Hey man , in Singapore now ! Just met NING at Clarke Quay where she’s doing a show tonight ! ‘

If you’ve forgotten who is NING , she’s my good FHM model of the month   in Singapore .

Me and NING at my recent show in Singapore’s Regent Hotel

Anyway , talking about Kenny Sia , he’s currently offering 30 pairs of training passes and 10 match tickets to watch Chelsea playing live in Malaysia . If you din’t already know , Chelsea are coming to whip the Malaysian football team’s ass on the 29th of JULY at Shah Alam stadium ( A stone throw away from where I am staying ) .

Yes , infamous Chelsea , my favorite EPL team is coming down to Malaysia . ( hey , I like them for their crazy spending on players… Don ‘t ask me why , was never an MU fan ) . I somehow always made enemies with my MU friends … Crazy crap , why can ‘t I support Chelsea without being intimidated ?

Me and Daniel have already decided to go for the MATCH by itself on the 29th of JULY so if you do go , please drop me a line ! We can go together to support my favourite EPL TEAM ! ( Daniel is not a fan of Chelsea so we’ll leave him supporting the Malaysian team ).

I’m sure it’ll be one hell of an experience ! Hope to see you there !

However , if you’re not lucky enough to get complimentary tickets for the match or training passes ( that i think you can’t purchase ? ) You can actually purchase your match tickets here

-David Lai