I was organizing  old pictures on my hard disk and stumbled on a very funny picture which brought back good old memories of the past . Before going into what happened , let me explain a little so that you all don ‘t get confused .

This particular incident happened when I first met my girlfriend . I will always remember that , because we just started dating then . I had to go to Singapore the next day after our very first date together . On our first date , we both ordered a drink called ` LOVE POTION’ and shared the drink together . You know lah , `syok nya’ get to share the same straw with such a beautiful girl( Oh , wasn’t that corny ! )

My girl and I in Genki Sushi , Singapore

How time flies and how ironic life can be sometimes . My girl is now in Singapore . Tiu Ni ah Ma Singapore Airlines stole her away from me . She’s now an air-stewardess .

Singapore Air Stewardesses have each a ZOUK privilege card in Singapore …..Yeah, and `guess’ where this picture was taken ? Where is MY privilege card ??

Anyway , getting back to the story … We both shared a drink even though I knew she was sick . Oh , that proved to be a HUGE mistake . I don ‘t mind catching a cold , because I somehow think it’s worth it ( don ‘t ask me why , even I can ‘t explain ) . Ok to cut the long story short ,  I caught a cold after getting home , but I had a great date ! .  I then went to my kitchen cabinet and took a pill called ` PEACE ‘ , which was suppose to stop my flu . I then pengsan on my bed .

At 2am I woke up , my whole freaking face was swollen . I couldn’t even open my eyes . It was an allergic reaction . I had to see the doctor immediately and take an allergy jab . Holy Shit ! and the best part was that I was going to Singapore the following evening with my friend , Remus( more of him a little later) . My face was so swollen , people taught that I suffered from elephant syndrome disease . All this for sharing a straw …

These days we use separate cups if one of us is sick .

I only managed to recover after I had a night’s rest in Johor Bahru . That meant , it took about 24 hours after the jab for my face to shrink back to it’s normal shape .

The bunch that went to Singapore …

Somehow , playing cards always blocked my face in every picture ..for a subtle reason …

Yes , we actually took a SkyLine to Singapore ..We reached Johor in 2 hours plus from KL

If you have never sat at the back of a SKY LINE when it speeds off at about 190kms per hour ( an average speed that is ) , I’ll tell you now that it’s farking bumpy . It’s like sitting at the back of a buffalo that was stung by a humongous bee . I puked after the whole trip…twice .

Even the standard speedometer couldn’t measure the maximum speed …

Allright , I don ‘t know how many times I diverted from the ` FARNEY ‘ story already but here it is .. When we were all in Singapore , we were caught in a jam and Remus suddenly had to pee . All of us were sitting in an ESTIMA and by looking an Remus’s face , he was about to explode . It was like looking at a balloon , where with one final `huff of air in it ‘ , it’ll go BOOM . His face was RED to say the least . I’m willing to bet a 100 bucks that if we were in Malaysia , he would have just stuck his dick out of the window and do his thing . But , Malaysia is Malaysia . Do that in Singapore , and you can be sent to jail .

After a few minutes of the car not moving , Remus had enough . he crawled to the bonnet , took a 500mL mineral water and shot with utmost relieve . After a while though , The son of a gun got panicked .

`NOT ENOUGH WEI ! NOT ENOUGH !, PASS ME ANOTHER BOTTLE ! QUICK !!!

That joker actually peed almost 2 liters of urine at the back of an MPV , without spilling a single drop while the car was slowly moving . NOW that takes some freaking skill !

With the end result … and no , the yellow substance isn’t Chrysanthemum Tea .

I met Remus a few weeks later at a GT event . Remus introduced me to some of the GT girls he’s acquainted with . Look at their reactions after I told them what he did in Singapore …( thanks for the lovely pictures REMUS ! )