I actually have made a deal with myself that I should refrain from writing personal issues in this beloved blog of mine . Why some of you might ask ? Haven’t you been writing about your personal life more and more lately ?

Yes , I have haven’t I ? and what a childish thing to do ( in my OWN humble opinion ) to let the world know how I feel about something or even worse someone . I shall make this brief . This blog was meant to be a blog to cover shows , meet ups and practically anything that has to do with magic and dating . The previous IDEA that was so , when I started this BLOG in August . This BLOG was NEW and evolved to getting about 4000 over hits in less than 4 months . A thousand viewers a month on a blog that I don’t update for weeks . A modest number to say the least .

After starting it out , I realised that it was actually FUN to Blog . Friends started telling me that they haven’t seen me in so long but knew what was I up to due to my BLOG . My Blog has done me many goods , getting me shows from the GOOGLE search engine and making new friends that I’ve never thought about making .

I guess in the end,  this BLOG is not ONLY about the life of a magician , it is also about the life of a student ,a son , a brother , a grandson and recently the life of a huge dinosaur ( laugh my brothers and sisters ) . It’s about my life as a whole . It will of course be more focused on my MAGIC courier but magic isn’t everything in the life of a magician .

As I’ve said earlier , this BLOG is going to take a new turn . It’s a new start and what better way to start it the the coming NEW YEAR’s .

WELCOME TO MY BLOG ,

WELCOME TO MY LIFE ,

Welcome to the BLOG of a Malaysian Magician .

I’ll admit , I am a movie buff , I’ve been loving movies all my life and blessed that I currently have someone who enjoys movie as much as I do ….there is however a BIG `but’ in this context .

You see , the few Malay movies or better said local movies that I’ve ever went to the cinema to watch are :

Pontianak Harum Sundal and …well just pontianak harum sundal . I watched Pontianak harum Sundal 3 years back when Anson was still doing his CPU in Taylors . Two guys ,going to a cinema to watch a local horror movie , now I know why Jovina said that we were gay . Check my testimonials in the beggining and see what people said about me and Anson ….a nightmare .

After Pontinak Harum Sundal ….which was no where near any horror movies that I’ve seen ( although maya Karin was hot ) …I never went to see another local movie ..till CICAKMAN came out .

I love superheroes and movies that shows the impossible possible . Spiderman ranks as one of the best movies I’ve seen and so as the LOTR trilogy . Fantastic . The Matrix , Incredible Hulk , The MASK and all the other super here movies are just such a delight to watch …Imagine yourself having super powers…..Ok, maybe not for you , but I always wished I had the powers of Son Goku ok ( have I exposed too much here ? )

Tadaaa, was the long winding story of how much I liked super heroes ……..and even after that ….even after liking every single super hero that I’ve ever seen , even this guy who wore a bullet proof underwear whom I saw in Astro …….Cicakman was a huge letdown for me .

WHY ? There was freaking no action!! What kind of super hero movie that has no action ? Makuku , the Cicakman was scared of Rubber Bands !!!!!!!!! What kind of a super hero is afraid of rubber bands …..OMG .

Oh My Gawd ……

The CGI effects was on an average grade . What can I say , after being exposed to so many HOLYWOOD big budget movies…Cicakman was a huge letdown giving the fact that I already given a lot of slack to the producers .

I’m not gonna write a whole long review here but …NOT recommended…

Ladies and gentleman ,
Introducing Huron Low . One of the most talented young magicians I’ve seen in a very long time .

-Huron Low in Red with a gigantic card fan

I met Huron during the Malaysia Magic Fellowship meet up with Singapore Magic Circle . We then kept in contact and chatted along the way and came up with an idea called `Collaboration’ .I won ‘t explain the idea just yet because I’m darn scared that it’ll be copied but I’m telling you that it’s gonna be HUGE .

Huron came down recently for a discussion with me and after many takes and shoots we had dinner with Tupai at Mantra in Sunway Piramid . Let me just tell you that Huron is one hilarious joker . I had so much fun with him and he made Tupai squeked so many times during and after dinner . Hilarious . His sleight of hand magic is also in a class of his own . I do mentalism so sleight of hand is something that I just do when I have free time but this guy here is marvelous . Even the hardest audience in the world that I’ve ever encountered was impressed with his skills . We all know who are we talking about here aren’t we.=0

Some lines that he said that we classics are these:

When you love someone set them free , if they come back to you ,set them on fire …..

Tupai and I laughed so hard on this one and in someway,this was blardee true .

1+1=window 

warghahahahaha…..for those of you who don’t get it , go back to school .

While he was doing a triumph routine which was VERY different from normal , I said :

David            :            Wow,you’re amazing!

Huron            :            That’s what you’re girlfriend said to me

Damn that was a good line…gonna use that in my future acts…

When he was asking Tupai to write her name down on a card,he used a pen to touch he hand…

Huron            :            Did you feel that ?

Tupai            :            Ahuh ?(Blur di)

Huron            :            Of course you did ! It’s a FELT PEN!Got                                     it?

Damn man , Tupai also blur blur di .

Then during dinner he told so many Micheal jackson jokes it made us crazee!!

Huron        :            Knock Knock

David        :            Ok…who’s there?

Huron        :        Little boy blow

David        :        What ??Little boy what?

Huron        : Little boy blow Micheal Jackson …

bodoh…..

Huron        :        What is the difference of Micheal Jackson
                            and Neil Armstrong ?

Tupai            :        One can moonwalk and another was
                                walking on the moon?

Huron        :        No,1 likes to fuck children and the other was
                            the 1st man on the moon !

bodoh……..

They were many many other jokes and Huron knows beatboxing . He’s really good at it too and gave us a short demo during dinner and during the car ride to Thai Club . All in all , we really had a great time and I’m really looking forward with working with him in the near future . He was really talented and I’m sure this future project is going to be a sucess.

*Ya, Soonie was there also…for a while that is…just in time to call me gay and leave…damn Soonie!=p

You can read more about Huron at www.huronlow.com

Holidays have been good so far . At least I’m making progress and learning someting new each day . I recently got a show from Hewlett Packard in Genting and I’m doing it with Kenneth .

Apart from a good holiday , it surely did have its up and downs . I got very let down by a person I thought was a friend and many other setbacks occured during this period . Oh well , life was never meant to be easy ….thats why nobody dies a virgin . Haha .=)

I’ve given up on a lot of things during this holidays and taking a new outlook on life . Life has treated me well and it is only right that I use the time that i have accordingly to do good and improve myself daily . Be responsible and work hard will be something I will try hard to uphold .

Anyway , let me just share with you a little story that happened to me the other day . I will be updating my BLOG frequently from now ON due to beneficial reasons that I shall not mention of here. =)…anyways, here’s the story .

A few days ago I was walking around Bukit Bintang Road . I was in front of Royale Bintang Hotel waiting for my Tupai to finish her work . Out of nowhere , suddenly this guy came up to me and said

Guy      :      Excuse me Sir , can you tell me how to get to
                    KLIA by BUS?

I explained to him that there was no way to get to KLIA by bus from where he was . He told me that he was a dive instructor from Sabah and that his tour bus left him because he was late .I told him to get a taxi . He then said he was only left with RM12 in his pocket and the taxi would cost him RM65 ….He then started

Guy            :            I know Sir what are you thinking right                                     now.I am not that kind of person….

He was on the verge of crying for goodnesss sake . It was my anniversary that day and I was in hell of a good mood . I then offered to top off the RM65 and gave him RM60 from my own pocket ……….He took down my telephone number and promised to bank it in to me when he got home ..

To make the long story short , I never got a call from him .

Guys and girls , be carefull of these type of people . I’m not sure whether or not it is a hoax , I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that he lost my number and had no way of contacting me after he reached Sabah . I have always been generous to charity and to people who came by and asked for donation , I am capable of helping out and always gave the person who came the benefit of the doubt that they are sincere and honest ….or so I thought . RM60.00 is quite alot to give away…FREELY…that is .

With this ,welcome to my new UPDATED BLOG . Hope you’ll enjoy it because I’ll try my best to update it regularly .

Best regards,

David Lai

Yo so what has been up lately with my life?
Since I have not been updating my blod for a while now , this is what I have been up to.

Exams have been frustrating . Thanks to a few good souls out there I managed to go pass it . My Iranian friend Amir who got me through Theory of Structures , Wei Fa for helping me out when I knew nothing about nothing , Mel , Li Xiang , Kareen , Ong , Taq and Afeq who were there to share and solve problems of all kinds. Without these bunch of jokers , I’d have never made past Geotech . To people back home , Wan Rhu , Kel Wynn , Phylicia and Tupai - Tupai who have been really supportive and help picked me up after terrible fights with papers . `Gila man ‘. Not forgetting my gay friends back in UNI , Jon , Julian , Josh , Choi , Choon Hoong , Kong and many more who gave me moral support to pass through . Whew thats a blardee long list for a short exams , but I just wanted to say a big thank you for pushing me through .

I’m currently busy with shows and work but if you guys want to meet me up during the break that I have , give me a call . 012-3112639 . My mom will be having an operation this coming Tuesday so only anytime next week will be okay .

I’ll blog more later but now have to run errands . For once I’m gonna relax and ENJOY this holidays instead of bulking up myself with work!!
-David Lai

Hey guys and gals,I’m back and gonna start back actively blogging once again. It has been ages since I really blogged due to exams and some personal problems . I’m doing great these days and will continue blogging soon.

Hey man , I’m in some deep serious shit man . I met this girl a while back and she’s like really great dude . She’s smart , extremely gorgeous , funny , sweet , adorable cute …just heavenly man , you have just got to see and talk to her . She the cutest and sweetest thing that came by in my life . I went after her , we became a couple and life couldn ‘t be better . She has class and thats a really big thing for me to say to a girl .

I know man , you and the guys have seen me with many girls  since the time you’ve known me and after that bad break up … Yeah , I know, shame on me for going out to see whether or not I could love someone as much as I loved her …you should know better man . But this girl , this girl is just different from the rest .She makes me go the extra mile just to see her smile a little , makes me go crazy not to pick up the phone and call her at times so that I don’t seem like a desperate boyfriend…and dude , it has been a long long time since a girl could make my heart beat so much faster . I know what you’re thinking man , you’re saying what the fuck am i talking about right ? I sound like a guy in those freaking newspaper advice columns ….I know man !!!!! Thats what’s FREAKING ME OUT SO MUCH !!!!

This girl, doesn’t call me even when I’m her boyfriend , has never uttered the words I miss you , I think of you , I love you and let’s not even get to the presents or gifts because she gave me nothing man for the past 4 months . Nothing !not even a single sweet or card …Even girls who have crushes on me give me sweets!. I know dude, you’re now saying , Man , she’s just playing hard to get , don’t give in . WTF??? What the FUCK man !, she’s already my girlfriend for goodness sake , doesn’t that technically says ` I already got her to a certain extent ?’ , and ya man , when I asked her on whether she still liked her ex….she kept silent ….Oh MY GOD,if you can see my face now , my jaw is droping over , and my eye balls are out of it’s damn sockets , do you know how hurt I felt at that moment ? Imagine having your own gurl saying that she still liked her ex , her ex still messages her and is trying hard to get her back ….

Owwwh , this is so freaking depressing dude,I’ve never thought of girl this way . I know , you’re saying that she’s just using you and by making her harder to get , she’ll make you want her even more….dude , you know me man , I’ve dated many types of girls , the hard to get , the beautiful hard to get and the really hard to get , this one beats them all , she’s just driving me crazy . I love her to heart , but I can’t say what I feel because i’m scared I’ll just sound weak and needy . I try my best to be a good if not a great boyfriend but it just doesn’t seem to work . Does she like her ex so much that she can’t open her heart to me? If yes why din’t she take the chance to get back with him when she had the chance but choose instead to stay with me ???WHY???Dude, I love her with all my heart and soul , I know I can’t change a person’s free will but I can change my own decision….Please help me man, I can’t help myself no more and you’re the closest thing to the word `help’ other than the dictionary.

-Cigam Nai via e-mail

Heyz bro , how’s life there ? Heard that you’re having it tough these days balancing everything together . It’s been a long time since we’ve chatted bro .

I guess life’s hitting hard on you . You finally found someone that could replace that hole in your heart but that someone somehow changes after her ex comes back into the picture . I ‘m sure you freaked out , started to treat her nicer , get her stuff , do favours for her hoping that you won ‘t lose out to the `ex ‘ and do loads of other crazy stuff to make her happy . What do you get ?……

I won’t give a long lecture cause I ain’t your mom and your mom loves you too much to see ya getin hurt like that .Be who you are , the guy that I used to know .The guy that used to chat with me knew how to be confident , knew what was attraction and that attraction wasn’t a choice towards the other sex if you played your cards right . Where is the funny and confident asshole I once knew ?

My best advice ? If you really do love her man , be a great boyfriend , be honest with her , don ‘t lie to her just so that you can hide your feelings . Treat her with respect , open doors for her , go see her when she’s sad ,…treat her like how you used to treat that girl you once like so much . Don’t blame the ex just because he’s trying to get her back . You said yourself that she is a beauty to behold , how can another guy resist ? I’m not suprised if her ex is not the only one after her ….

Be a great guy and I wish you all the best with your girl . I know I can’t help much but do try to be strong and remember girls aren’t all there is in this life . Take care .

-David Lai